He's her lobster

187/365: Note to self


lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God


the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via seyttan) 294,057 notes
im gonna go to bed at ten tonight someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf) 331,444 notes